Starting today, I will hate everybody even more.

This is it, people. The end of this site as we know it. The end of free news syndication and the beginning of the end of free sharing of information by means of copying. You know, copying, what the internet basically does all the time.

Come to think of it, it will have an impact on sites like twitter as well, leading to more ads. This is Mandelbrot-fractally bad for everything. A slipping slope. We’re doomed again.

It means that from now on, you will login and type your own damn news articles. …Or something. I must give this some further thoughts and prayers. Though this shouldn’t be difficult, wiping databases is what I do best.

Update. Database 95% wiped. I think this is the problem, article 11.
Meanwhile, I’ve got a cunning plan. This will be a videohostingsite. Also, this will be the greatest videohostingsite. Standby, losers.

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